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Blonde with Headphones
This blonde (who always wore headphones) was a regular customer at the hair dressers and always got her hair cut by the same guy... after about a month he asked her why she always wore these headphones and she replied "Well, I need them don't I?"
He was so frustrated trying to cut her hair with her headphones on that he just ripped them off her head. Then, after abot a minute and a half she collapsed to the ground, dead. He lifted the headphones to his ears and heard a voice repeating the same words... "breath in...and out, breath in...and out..."
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