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Blonde Car Accident
One day a blonde was in a car accident. Nobody was harmed, and she was still able to put on lipstick.
An officer comes by and asked what happened.
The blonde said "It was the weirdest thing. I was driving down the road when a tree popped out of nowhere, so I swerved to the left then another tree popped out of nowhere so I swerved to the right then another..."
Before she could finish the officer interupted her and said "There isn't a tree here for a hundred miles, and ma'am, that was your air freshener swinging back and forth!"
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