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Millionaire's Wife
After a long time away on work, a millionaire calls at his house, and is answered by his servant. "May I please speak with the lady of this house?" he asks; "I'm afraid not, she is currently asleep with her husband".
"WHAT!?" the millionaire replies, "I'M her husband!", "Take a riffle and shoot them both, then come back for more orders".
The servant obeys, then goes back to the door for more orders.
"Right, now take both their bodies and dump them in the swimming pool out the back". The servant thinks for a minute, "but, we don't have a swimming pool".
"Oh, sorry, wrong number"!
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