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The Twisted Golf Club

A man stumbles, dazed, into an emergency room with severe concussion, and a golf club wrapped round his neck several times.

The shocked doctor asks what happened.

The man, still very confused, describes a pleasant game of golf with his wife. "She shung, and hit the golf ball out of bounds and into a nearby field full of cattle" said the man. "Of course we both went to find her ball. While looking around I noticed a cow with something white on its rear end. I lifted the tail, and recognised the ball as my wife's."

"What did you do next then?" asks the doctor?

"Well, feeling good about myself," the man replies, "I called to my wife: 'Hey this one looks like yours!' Then I woke up like this."

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