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1. If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?

2. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

3. Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Chris, and I am an alcoholic'?

4. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

5. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

6. Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?

7. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?

8. Is French Kissing in France just called kissing?

9. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll
squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'?

10. What do you call male ballerinas?

11. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why couldn't he just buy dinner?

12. Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?

13. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

14. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

15. Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure? your elbow, didn't you?!!!

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