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Dangerous Party Pool

A really rich man decided to hold a party, to which lots of really rich people attended. For the party he built a large outdoor swimming pool filled with sharks, alligators and paranas. At the beginning of the party the host announced that if anybody could swim the length of the tank and survive, he would grant them three requests.

Of course, nobody was up to the challenge. Everybody just stood round the pool drinking.

Until suddenly, "splash", everyone looked round and saw a man swimming for dear life, to the other end of the pool... and he made it! The host helped him out and said, "Well done! What are your three requests?" The man replied, "one: give me your biggest shotgun; two: load it for me; three: show me the idiot who pushed me in!"

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