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Jesus Is Watching

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight
around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player
to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from
the dark saying "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of
his skin, clicked his flashlight out and froze.

When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head,
clicked the light back on and began searching for more valuables.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the
wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you."
Freaked out, he shone his light around frantically, looking for
the source of the voice. Eventually, after some searching, his
flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot, sitting in the corner of the room.

"Did you say that?" he hissed aggressively to the parrot.

"Yep," the parrot confessed, "I'm only trying to warn you."

The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who the hell are you?"

"Moses", replied the bird.

"Moses" the burglar laughed. "What kind of daft people would
name a parrot Moses?"

"Probably the same kind of people that would name a rotweiller
Jesus", the bird replied.

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