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The Three Burglars
There are three female burglars: a red head, a brunette, and a blonde. During a robbery the police come and chase them.
They run down streets and alleys, until they find themselves in a dead end. The red head and brunette quickly jump into rubbish bins, and the blonde crawls into an old potato sack.
The police follow shortly, "'ello 'ello 'ello, we know you're hiding..."
To avoid being caught the red head goes, "Meow, meow"; then the brunette goes, "WOOF WOOF" and the blonde says "PO-TA-TO PO-TA-TO!"
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