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blonde tries icefishing

One day a blonde decided to try ice-fishing, so she gathered up her equipment and found a nice spot on the ice. While cutting out a hole she hears a deep voice say "there are no fish under that ice".

A bit startled she decides to move down a bit and cut another hole. Once again she hears the voice "there are no fish under that ice". With a puzzled face she looks around and see's no one. So she moves on down to the end of the ice, grabs a cup of hot chocolate and proceeds to cut another hole.

Once again she hears the voice "there are no fish under that ice". A bit frustrated as she still see's no one she looks up and ask "is that you, god?" The voice says "no it's the ice rink manager and for the last time there are no fish under that ice!"

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