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Teamwork
During a game, the coach said to one of his youngest players, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?"
The little boy nodded.
"Do you understand that what matters is whether we win together, and as a team?"
The little boy nodded.
"So," the coach continued, "when a strike is called, or you're out at first, you don't argue or shout at or attack the umpire. Do you understand that?"
Again the little boy nodded.
"Great," said the coach. "Now go over there and explain it to your mother."
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Potato Sack Exercise
Just came across this exercise suggested for women, to build muscle strength in the arms and shoulders. It seems so easy, so I thought I'd pass it on to some of my friends. The article suggests doing it twice a week.
Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side.
With a 5-lb. potato sack in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides, and hold them there as long as you can.
Try to reach a full minute, then relax. Each day, you'll find that you can hold this position for a little bit longer
Once you can easily hold this position for 2 minutes, move up to 10-lb. potato sacks. Then 50-lb. potato sacks, and eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-lb. potato sack in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute.
After you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each of the sacks; but be very careful.
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Swimming (not a sport)
Swimming - it's not a sport, it's a way to keep from drowning!
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New Golf Clubs
Two men are talking about golf, and the first says to the other, "I got a new set of golf clubs for my wife yesterday." Who ask, "Great, how much did that cost?" And the first man says, "Oh nothing - it was a great trade!"
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New Golf Clubs
Two men are talking about golf, and the first says to the other, "I got a new set of golf clubs for my wife yesterday." Who ask, "Great, how much did that cost?" And the first man says, "Oh nothing - it was a great trade!"
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