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Boasting about Chess

What do you call a munch of chess players boasting about their victories?
Chestnuts!
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Cat
Friar Eating Bananas

What did the vicar say to the friar who was always eating bananas?

Stop being a MONKey!
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Sphlunky Three
No Milk

What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

A milk dud!
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Jennifer
Boomerang One Liner

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A stick!
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Unknown
You Are Unique

Always Remember - you are unique; just like everybody else!
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Lox


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