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Violin Class
One day at school, a new subsitute violin teacher was teaching a class. One boy's violin was out of tune, and she announced to everyone that his "G-string was to tight"!
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Bound to Cause Dissonannce
What do you get when you thrown a grand piano into a mine shaft?
A-flat minor!
(A flat miner)
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Part-time Orchestra Leader
What do you call a part time orchestra leader? - A semi-conductor!
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