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Finding Electrons
Two atoms were walking down the road, when another atom collided with the first.
"I've just lost an electron!" the first atom cried.
"Are you sure?"
"Yeah... I'm positive!"
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Whiskey Worms
A chemistry teacher one day decided to teach his class about the dangers of alcohol.
He thought up a neat little experiment, and showed it to his class.
He had two glass tumblers, one filled with clean water, and the other with whiskey. He placed a live worm in each glass. The worm in water was perfectly fine, however the worm which was dropped in whiskey died almost instantly.
Rather pleased with the experiment, he decided to ask the class what they could deduce from it. The class were silent for several seconds, until one boy at the back called out: "Drink whiskey and you won't get worms!"
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Fruitful Combination
What do you get when you cross a barium atom with 2 sodium atoms? - A BaNaNa!
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Happy Chemicals
Barium and Beryllium were recently mixed. Why are they so happy? - They are expecting a BaBe!
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Ahoy - Alloy
What does an alloy of nickel and titanium wear in bed? - A Ni-Ti!
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