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Lumberjacks
A new lumberjack had trouble meeting his quota. He worked as hard as he could, but still he could only manage to chop down 2 or 3 trees each day.
His boss noticed this, and asked what was wrong. Maybe his chainsaw was broken. The boss turned it on, but it was working fine.
The lumberjack looked incredibly startled and asked, "What's that noise?"
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The Two Gas Men
Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a
younger trainee, were out checking meters in a quiet
neighborhood. They parked their gas truck at the end of the alley and
worked their way to the other end. At the last house a woman
looking out her kitchen window watched the two men as they
checked her gas meter.
Finishing the meter check, the senior supervisor challenged his
younger co-worker to a foot race down the alley back to the truck
to prove that an older guy could outrun a younger one.
As they came running up to the truck, they realized the lady from
that last house was huffing and puffing right behind them. They
stopped and asked her what was wrong.
Gasping for breath, she replied: "When I see two gas men running
as hard as you two were, I thought I'd better run too!"
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