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Deer Hunting
One fine day a hunter and his new wife went hunting. He instructed his wife, "If you see any deer, you shoot it, right?" She replied, "Yes dear".
They went off in different directions looking for deer. About 20 minutes later the hunter heard a gun shot. He ran through the woods, and found, to his surprise a cowboy with his hands in the air. The hunter's wife said "Get away from the deer!" The cowboy, terrified, said "Yes ma'am, just let me remove my saddle from it!"
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Elephant Crossing!!
Person 1:Why did the elephant cross the road?
Person 2:I dunno
Person 1:It was the chickens day off!!(with huge, pleased smile.)
Person 2:And the punchline was...?
Person 1:It was the chicken's day off.
Person 2:Ha Ha (sarcastically) Wish I got a day off. hmph
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Elephant Crossing!!
Person 1:Why did the elephant cross the road?
Person 2:I dunno
Person 1:It was the chickens day off!!(with huge, pleased smile.)
Person 2:And the punchline was...?
Person 1:It was the chicken's day off.
Person 2:Ha Ha (sarcastically) Wish I got a day off. hmph
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See Seagulls Sea
Q:Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
A:If they flew over the bay they would be bagels
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Chicken Times
Q:Why did the chicken cross the road?
REPLY:I don't know, why?
A:To get the chicken times. Do you get it?
REPLY:No
A:Me neither, I get the New York Times.
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