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Doctor Violin

"Doctor doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the operation?"

"Yes, of course."

"Great! I never could before!"
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Rupali
Invisible Man

Doctor doctor, I think I'm invisible!
Huh, who said that?
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Psychiatrist's Other Lighbulb

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lighbulb?

Only one, but it will take several sessions!
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merlin
A Real Pain

A man walks into the doctors surgery, claiming that whenever he presses any part of his skin it hurts.

The patient presses his nose, his elbow, his knee and so on, each time saying that it hurts.

The doctor then tells him to lie on a bed while he examines him for injuries. In the end the doctor found the problem: "ah, you have a broken finger!"
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merlin
Psychiatrist's Light Bulb

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one - but it has to really want to change!
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Molly

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