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Computer Sayings
1. Home is where you hang your @
2. The email of the species is more deadly than the mail.
3. A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.
4. You can't teach an old mouse new clicks.
5. Great groups from little icons grow.
6. Speak softly and carry a cellular phone.
7. C:\ is the root of all directories.
8. Don't put all your hypes in one home page.
9. Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish.
10. The modem is the message.
11. Too many clicks spoil the browse.
12. The geek shall inherit the earth.
13. A chat has nine lives.
14. Don't byte off more than you can view.
15. Fax is stranger than fiction.
16. What boots up must come down.
17. Windows will never cease.
18. Virtual reality is its own reward.
19. Modulation in all things.
20. A user and his leisure time are soon parted.
21. There's no place like home.com!
22. Know what to expect before you connect.
23. Oh, what a tangled Web site we weave when first we practice.
24. Speed thrills.
25. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.
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Programmers' Light Bulb
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? Don't be ridiculous - that's a hardware problem!
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Press Any Key
Microsoft, apparently, changed the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because too many people couldn't find where the "Any" key was!
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Press Any Key
Microsoft, apparently, changed the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because too many people couldn't find where the "Any" key was!
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Idiot's Computer Virus
CONTENTS OF E-MAIL:
We are terribly sorry to inform you, but by opening this e-mail, you have just received the "Idiot Computer Virus". Since we do not have any programming experience, this virus works on a trust based system.
Please delete all the files from your hard drive immediately, and manually forward this virus to everyone on your mailing list.
Thank You!
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NB: Don't actually do this! It would damage your computer.
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