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Sunday School Lession
On that faithful Sunday, the children were learning about Adam and Eve. However one girl called Christina didn't get much sleep the night before, so she was very tired. A little boy who fancied her was called Johnny, he sat right behind her. Anyway, the teacher said "Who created the Universe? Christina, what do you think?" Johnny pricked Christina with a needle and she blurted out "JESUS CHRIST!".
"Very good Christina." said the teacher.
15 minutes later the teacher said "Who was Jesus' father? Christina, you again."
Johnny pricked her again and she said "OH GOD!" "Very good again Christina".
It was the end of the lesson and the teacher decided to give a sweet to whoever got the answer right. She said "What did Eve say to Adam when they had their 23rd child?" Johnny hoped that this would get him into her good books. He pricked her again and she said "If you stick that thing in me one more time, i'll snap it in half!"
Christina was grounded for 4 months after that!
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Maths Girls-are-Evil Joke
*You have to understand maths to get this joke*
Girls=Money*Time
Time=Money
So, Girls=Money^2 (money squared)
But, Money is the root of all evil
So Girls are evil ;-)
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Maths Functions Joke
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All the maths functions are at a party. Everyone's having a great time apart from exp(x), who's just sitting in the corner by himself.
Log(y), being an outgoing type of bloke, goes up to him and says, "Come on, don't just sit here alone! Talk to people - integrate!", but exp(x) relies, "But it won't make any difference".
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Water Formula
In a chemistry class...
Teacher: "Now Brian, tell me the formula for water?"
Brian: "I,J,K,L,M,N,O."
Teacher: "No, you are not in primary school any more!"
Brian: "But you did say it was H to O!"
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INFLATABLE
An inflatable boy took a pin to his inflatable school... His inflatable headmaster was furious: "You've let me down, let yourself down, and you've let the whole school down!"
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