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The Slow Driver

A cop driving up highway looking for speeding drivers notices a car plodding along at 18MPH. He thinks, "that's ridiculous - they're way below the speed limit" and pulls the driver over.

The passengers in the car are all old women, all looking shocked and wide-eyed. The driver, also an old woman, was confused: "Why did you pull me over, I wasn't speeding, I was going at the correct speed limit!"

The officer replies, "No, you weren't speeding - you were going far too slow". "Slow?! I was going at the speed limit - 18MPH!"

The police officer, very surprised at this, thinks for a moment, then explains that the "18" she's referring to is in fact the route number. She realises her error, and thanks him for pointing it out.

"Just before I go" he says, "can I ask if your passengers are okay? They look rather shocked"

"Oh, don't worry about them - we just got off Route 143!"

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