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Those Women
Genie: Thank you for freeing me from my lamp. I grant you one wish.
Man: I have lived here in Africa all my life and my dream is to visit America, but I am too scared to fly, travel by sea or any other way except over land, so please build me a bridge that joins Africa to America so that I may drive there.
Genie: Are you nuts? Not even I could do that.
Man: Okay then, help me to understand women.
Genie: How many lanes would you like that bridge to have?
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Golf Genie
A man and a woman were playing golf and the woman put a ball through a house window. They hurried over and a man wearing a turban appeared. The woman and man started to say over and over that they would pay for the damages. But the man with the turban says:
"I'm a Genie and I was locked in this house for a millenia to show my sincere thanks i will grant you one wish".
Surprised, the man says:
"Let us be millionares!". The Genie replies: "Very well then. From now on £1 million will be put into your bank account every month".
The man exclaims in joy:
"thanks very much!" But the Genie asks for a small favour in return: "I have been trapped in this house so long that I have forgoten the pleasures of a woman, may I borrow yours?"
In their joy they say: "Oh of course". So the lady went to the house that night.
The next morning the Genie asks: "How old are you?"
The lady replies: "21"
The Genie then says: "WOW, 21 and you still believe in Genies!"
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Desert Genie
Three women are stuck on a desert island. One day one of them finds a
small lantern and rubs it and out pops a genie. The genie gives her one wish.
She asks to be clever enough to escape the island. She becomes clever, trains
rigourously and then tries to swim off the island but drowns far from the
mainland. The second girl asks to be more clever than the last girl. She builds
a raft out of driftwood and tries to float away - but halfway she is hit by
a storm and drowns. The third asks to be more clever than the 2 others put
together. So the genie turns her into a man and she walks across the bridge.
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