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Dating Dictionary
DATING:
The process of spending huge amounts of money, time, and effort to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially like at present and will learn to like a lot less in the future.
EASY:
A term used to describe a woman who has the morals of a man.
EYE CONTACT:
A method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.
FRIEND:
A member of the opposite sex who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.
INDIFFERENCE
A woman's feeling toward a man that is interpreted by the man as "playing hard to get."
IRRITATING HABIT:
What the endearing little qualities that initially attract two people to each other turn into after a few months together.
NYMPHOMANIAC:
A man's term for a woman who wants to do it more often than he does.
SOBER
A condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love.
ATTRACTION:
The act of associating horniness with a particular person.
LOVE AT 1st SIGHT:
What occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet.
LAW OF RELATIVITY:
How attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportionate to how unattractive your date is.
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Threes' Fruity Challenge
Two brunettes and a blonde are stranded on a deserted island. They are approached by the island natives, who tell them natives tell them that if they can complete one simple task they will be allowed off the island, but if they can't, they die.
The natives then tell them to go into the jungle and pick ten fruit, which they will have to stick up their butts.
The first brunette gets goes and picks ten oranges. She gets four done, but no more and dies. The second brunette picks ten cherries. She gets nine done then busts out laughing, so dies.
In heaven, the two brunettes are talking, the first one saying "Why did you laugh, you were almost done?" and the second brunette replies, "Because I saw the blonde picking pineapples!"
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Battery
Q. What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A. A battery has a positive side.
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Brides
Q. Why does the bride always wear white?
A. Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.
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Women and Lightbulbs
How many women does it take to fix a light bulb? -
None. They just sit in the dark and moan about it.
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