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Who Needs Men?

God's Joke

When god created man she was only joking!
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Smurfett
What Men Hear

What wives say:
"..go to the store; lay down the mulch; wash and wax the car; get the kids at school; rent some videos, and finish the rest of the dishes."

What husbands hear:
"...go .. ... ..... lay down ... ..... ... and ... ... get ... .... .. ...... .... some ...... ... ...... ... rest .. ... ......"
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meggylea2416
Male Suicide

What's the easiest way for a man to commit suicide?
Jump from his ego to his IQ
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Kelly
After Man

What did God say after creating man? - I can do better!
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Sarah


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